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kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

otp-overload:

hikikomoiri:

Being told I look cute

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Not even joking that is 100% accurate

shisnojon:

honestly

terrorechoes:

having the worst internet connection in your friend group

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my-tigerlily:

jennaraaawrxoxx:

captainjaymerica:

leela-summers:

Australians on Tumblr are the best

Part 2: x

Part 3: x

Part 4: x

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care to explain, guys?

I’ll do the honours :D

1. I don’t know what that was about - his name is Karl Stefanovic and he does morning television so I’m assuming it was just some schtick for that - and we like pie…and so I’m guessing it was just super spicy.

2. MALTEASERS ARE DELICIOUS. They’re a mars invention - basically little balls of malt honeycomb with chocolate. Y’all are missing out.

3. The FUCKYOU season is usually one of those days where it starts off warm and then rains, and hails and is windy AF and then is sunny again - repeat cycle hourly for best effect.

4. The guy with the beer? Not even surprised. Straya.

5. Rhonda and Ketut were used for an insurance scheme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85ubtVs5n6A 

6. They fell in love. The clip above shows the beginning of their amazing relationship

7. Sounds accurate. I told churrascosauce that I didn’t want to sleep on the train before because “I have $2k worth of stuff and I can’t risk some cunt flogging it” without even realising just HOW Australian it sounds.

8. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saKtGFhXl2Q it was a tv show from the late 80’s through til 2001. Every Australian kid saw that show. Its based off the writings of Paul Jennings who happens to be a wacky Australian authour.

9. Golden Gaytimes are delicious! Nuff Said! 

Anything else I can help you with captainjaymerica ?

Brilliant explanations.